I will die when i get a job.

I will die when i get a job becos,
when i got a job, i have to work,
when i work, i cannot stay home,
when i cannot stay home, i cannot accompany my cats and enjoy my manga and animes,
when i cannot accompany my cats and enjoy my manga and animes, i have no life,
when i have no life, i dun have the motivation to live,
when i dun have the motivation to live, i will commit suicide,
when i commit suicide, i die.

Therefore i cannot get a job. I WILL DIE.